L.A. Scoop 

October 2006

by Tequila Mockingbird

Another Glorious day in Tinseltown.,I'm walking down the Boulavard of broken dreams on my way home from the gym and there is Nina Hagen sitting in front of a brightly lit tour bus. She informs her director and producer that I am coming along to show two German Idol girls the real Hollywood. The Clubs, Tiny's, Frolic, Pantages,Star Shoes , Beauty Bar, Bar Sinister, The Rainbow,, The Roxy, The Whiskey,and of course,Starbucks! We are screaming and talking and having a ball.5 Camera's are shooting the whole experience. It was fun. Halloween in Hollywood starts early. The costumes are movie star perfect. I saw Slash costumes, Johnny Depp's and lots of those tiny outfits in the window at playmates.I went to a shebang at Arrowspace , my friend Eve's new art gallery.

The people from 944 magazine were there photographing the ballet dancers and other Masquade attendies.Eve's art gallery is really nice and big and next door to The Room. Blessed Sacrament's carnival was great this year. I went with Alex from Tiny's, Motley Sue,and Karen from CBS. We rode some rides and drank lot's of Magarita slushys. Writer Kathy Tracy and Punk Rock Lon made the tasty alixir. I was happy to be back at my old school. My friend Elise and her husband Bob Lee had a rad Halloween parrty at Mr.T's Bowl with Elegantly wasted and Backbiter and Upstart. I was supposed to open but Hollywood was held captive by cops and protesters all day.They towed all the cars pretty much without warning and no one would drive anywhere thanks to the police state atmosphere.

I worked on a movie called Big Day on the Sony lot in Culver City . It was fun to work with Bikers from Wild Bunch and Bat Pack. Biker girl parts are my favorite. I pitch a mean glare. I went with the gang to the Key Club to see Hero's of the Federation, It is fronted by our friend David and the were quite a treat. I loved Hanzel and Gretal,, who were also on the bill. They had us and the place on fire , Oh really, I heard there was a fire after we left. The music was great,the show was fantastic. They sometimes even played their instuments and sometimes not.They were Uber German and we could'nt tell if Gretal was a girl or a boy. Everyone sang along and think that is going to be the first DVD I buy this year.. Jessica and Johnny Pockets got Tatted at True Tattoo, I'm getting tatted at Kayden Creations and Josh is tatting at West Hollywood Tattoo.I missed Tattoo porn queen Madison's pary the other day. I gotta full plate. I am looking for an Agent so I can do that acting thing.

I saw my friend Elvira on NASCAR this morning. She looks great . She appeared right after the group prayer and the National Anthem.. Nina and I used to hang around with her in the earty 90's..Angleyne's birthday party was a Blast that year. She said the immortal words "Gentlemen start your Engines"!.

I'm watching Beck on Saturday Night Live and he's still a genius. I knew that when he was 9 years old. He was in a movie with Tomato de Plenty and myself. He has all of his musicians sitting at a dinner table playing the dishes and wine and water glasses with thier knives forks and spoons, while he plays acoustic and harmonica.

Hey, all you rich Rock and stars and people with money and taste. My friend Harry has a furniture studio and everything is going on sale for half price. He has antiques,20th Century Modern,Gallery prints.His shop is by appointment only 1-310-559-7863.

I'm having breakfast at Tinys every Sunday so come on down and have Alex the Barmixtress mix you up a Bloody Mary and French toast .We're all gonna watch football or baseball or something like that!

On Hallowen I am going to Tequila Tuesdays at Dragonfly and the Pumkin carving at the Cat and Fiddle. I'm going to see Abby Travis at Amoeba .It's free you guys!

It's that time agian! Bands,get a flat bed truck and be in the Doo Dah Parade. We are also picking this years queen. I was crowed queen in 1998 .

If you think you are ready for the Doo Dah Experience. If you want more information, www.Pasadenadoodahparade.com

Tiny's will have limited seating for the Hollywood Christmas Parade, It's gonna get crowed so reserve your seat with me to get on the list.! write me!



Tequila


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