L.A. Scoop 

December 2006

by Tequila Mockingbird

Boy have I missed you guys...I have had a cold, or the flu, or allergys,, and it's too hot, too cold. I don't know...
Friggin California weather is out of it mind with global warming and man made crappola.Anyway, I missed the Bi Rock City News Awards and most of the holiday goodies ecause of sneazing ,weezing and coughing. Everyone called me to tell me how much fun they has at RCN this year. I was supposed to MC with Count Smokula but....
Meanwhile I won a best Jouralist plaque which I will pick up in the near future at headquarters. Thank you Rock City for thinking of me. I went to the Rainbow for surfand Turf with my lawywer Glenn Kawahara. It was packed, so we at at the bar with my favorite Rainbow bartender, and the the metal flow.Lemmy was out of town and the miss Pac Man machine looked very lonely indeed.

Francois from Motorcycle boy had a great art show. Their seem to be a lot of clowns in my life lately, Tinys,Jumbo's and noe Francois's clown have come to haunt me. My longtime galpal Jenny Lens was shwing the early 80's pix she took of the Germs, X, the Screamers and more. They act like you are old if yoou know these bands but really you don't know shit about music unless you were here from the beginning.Jenny even screened cool tee shirts for the oprning. I saw Mike Knox of Rigor Mortis, Many Motorcycle boys, Jill Guido, whom I worked with as a bartender at Zatars, Josie Roth from Fat and Fucked up,Tawny and her huband from the Pik me up,Felicity,Jerry from Hollywood Book and Poster and a ton of people I love seeing! It was my friend Johnny Tailez's Gallery called the Eastside Studios.
Sadly, The rents are skyrocketing in the great california land rape and the studio will be gone forever.

Happy Birthday to the real Mrs. English Frank! We took Robin to the Velvet Margarita for dindin and drinks, Director Linda Kandel arrived and off we went to some chi chi party in Siverlake.

Why do film people go to party;s in Gap and Amarican Apparel. The plaid lumber shirts have got to go! Kurt Cobain shot himself because he knew he was a fashion victim. Bored.... I wanted to go home right away.but we had to experience the Casa de something or other. You could smell the nerousis in the room.There was am abundance of erratic Facial hair. One whack job told us he used seman in his gross glob of chin hair to make it soft. It looked like pubic hair from hell. My TV show is back on Time Warner on Thursdays at 10pm,on channel 24/ My old partener Eric from the Van Gogh show is on at 9;30 so check us out and I you have a ideo you want us to show myspace me at http://www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood

Linda Kandel direced a movie called Mascara starring, Steve Jones ( Jonesy103) Amanda, Lumi ,Steve Shubb from the Fenwick and more, She also directer Naked Jane. I am her music supervisior,here I go out of my sick girl bed and on to her cocktail party in a Los Felix Mansion, I sang with Actress Karen Black all night. I love Karen she is a great singer and sctress and we had fun singing xmas tunes. Lot's of Beverly Hills types, s Fashion really such a bad word. I gave up and wore an Sweatshirt and sequined cowboy boots. My friend Tammi from Kelly,and Forrest who used to work at Boardner noew work at the Piano Bar at Wilcox and Selma. It is much hipper than a Karoke bar cause it's real guys like Alex on the baby Grand. It's a very Liberace kind of joint. i like to go there and listen to the Monkees , Shirley Bassey,and Petula Clark on the Juke Box.

Tiny's is doing Breakfast and football for the guys and now the punkrock knitting circle for us Girlys! Rumor has it the Santa is comming to Tiny's for us big kids soon so read your bulletins on myspace you all. By the way Happy Birthday to Steve, the bald one of Tinys. you have a very special place in our hearts punk rocker !

Charlie from Custom Mad Scare and Charlie Worldwide had a great 21 birthday party, Jeffery Damnit formally of Boardners was the MC. I saw Big Jamie, 9 who works the front door at Safari Sam's and was just on a very funny episode of my name is Earl), Mr. and Mrs Johnny Pockets of Tinys fame, The Pope, Zepher, Elise form Hell Kitty, Beachy, Frankie, Kane formally of Bar that sucks, Jessica and the gang , Charlie has a beautiful wife and Baby, he's batting 10,000 000 in the game of life.The bands wwere great and everyone had fun! Chuckie formally of Boardners, now works at the Little Cave in Echo Park, Brian and Spicoli and a bunch of cool chicks from his work crew and a shitload of us went to the world famous Jumbo's Clown room. Tiny's Barmistress Alex, Motley Sue, Karen from CBS, Razz and Dirty Don from Kitty Litter Disco, Jimmy from Couch Concerts, some scantly dressed girls and a very spanky Tranny made Chuckie's Birthday quite a special event. Happy Birthday Chuckie, We Love you.I'm gonna send you a picture of Britney Speers,slash,HOE HOE HOE! I'm spending Christmas Eve at the Rainbow.Xmas cookies and all!



Tequila


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