L.A. Scoop 

April 2006

by Tequila Mockingbird


I just had a great day on the set shooting a Soap Opera called Passions. Some of Batpack’s finest were there, Topher, Elise, Sikend and the Batpack cast of lovelies.


It’s another rainy day in LA LA only this time we are shooting in Burbank, No one seemed to know where Radford was and it was only one block away.   My gal pal, Bethany Jane, former Boardner’s libations. was doing wardrobe for the Gothic club scene. Picture if you will a gothic club in Rome called Promitihesis and your half way there.


We all had alpha tattoos and I me a young boy and took him around on a leash all day. They liked it, hey Mikey!
I went to Knitting Factory for Theatre of the Macabre, I saw Stolen Babies but I was so late I only saw a moment. I was creeping the jungle of mayhem as quickly as possible. I saw Rosemary’s Billygoat. The place was packed like crazy. I was making out with my boyfriend while the Astro Vamps were playing! Too bad you can’t be in two places at once!


The Groovy Rednecks played Jumbo’s Clown room. The Groovy ones and strippers are what Western’s all about. It’s kind of like Gun smoke with real guns.


Canters had their 75th anniversary. Paul Picasso and I went around three and there wasn’t even a line. We went right in, we got a great table and had a corned beef sandwich coffee, potato salad and a cookie for $1.50 each. A visit to Attila’s hair salon on Melrose was in order. Everybody’s getting their haircut there this year!


Lanning Gold is having an art show at Bobby Trendy’s on LA Cieniga. Bobby Trendy makes very cool furniture and worked hand in hand with Anna Nicole Smith for her reality show.  Lanning’s work is so quirky that he almost makes mannequins come alive!

Buzzard made a guest starring LA appearance. The world’s scariest petal advocate flew in to LA to Chomp Chat with Barmixtress!


HTTH played a rousing set at Bar Sinister. They are so much fun, I had to climb on stage and dance with the gang during Psalm 69... They are playing the Vault in Long Beach this month. Be sure to check them out!Jeffrey Damnit was respondent with his fear factory approach to M.C.ing. The Joint was rockin round and round.


Bat pack loved working on “The Wizard of Gore” starring Crispen Glover, and Bijoux Phillips and Jeffery Combs. Late night’s aside. Bijoux is also in Hedwig and the Angry Inch. She must have been rehearsing because she told lots of bad jokes and sang.

 

I went back to the Baked Potato for jam night. I sang lots of Zeppelin, The Lemon Song and Ramble on with Mark Towns. We had some fun listening to John Zigglers and his brother’s guitar hero antics with drummer, Bernie Galane cool jazz delivery. They said Danny from Tool play last week. That’s totally cool cause these guys can play some music! Annette was serving them up and Georgia was planting em.


The last Club Fluffer was a success. Tim Sinn, Penny Arcade of Alpha She Male, Lori Lee, everybody showed up to celebrate Topher's Birthday. It was great. The La Diva's burlesque Show was a hit, Mondo Cult was in the house and The Poets had book signings, Doug Knott, S.A. Griffin's new book called" Harvey Keitel,Harvey Keitel, Harvey Keitel, and the new "Heretic's of Hollywood "Book by R.Dwayne,Walker.Phootographers a popping aka Lanning Gold, Paul Picasso and Dwayne Walker, and the mind-boggling work of Rick Garcia! The Upright Citzens Brigade Theatre.


Get ready for Club Fluffer at Zen Sushi on Thursday April 27th with the Heathens, The Deadbeat Sinatra’s, Miss La Diva’s Burlesque Cuties.S&M&M,ALPHA SHEMALE and 5 Star Blowjob AND OF COURSE Tequila’s Fluffers.! It’s only 5 bucks and it almost the greatest show on earth! I hear we will be getting puppets and Magicians in the comming month. You can check it out on my Tequila TV Show on Apil 5th live at 5pm on Comcast cable at 9:30.
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-Tequila


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