L.A. Scoop 

May 2006

by Tequila Mockingbird


The Lava Lounge is doing a cool night called Anarchy in Hollywood. I saw Marie Catastrophe last week and Murderland, and the Soccer moms. All the bands I see there are great! There is a raging punk rock AA meeting upstairs so I see a lot of my friends that I haven’t seen around lately. The Lava Lounge is a lot of fun. Mohawks and Misfit hairdo’s abound. This happens every Monday so break out you leather jacket and come.
Elemenopy is playing on May17th; I loved their plane black and white flyer, which reads DON’T BOTHER READING THIS FLYERS DON’T WORK.


Cinco De Mayo was eventful. I went to the opening of Hollywood Bar and Grill in Gower Gulch next door to Amagi. My friend Billy’s band plays there on Fridays, I’ll be singing with them sometimes as well. Later, we went to Big Wangs and drank 100 proof Tequila and Jell-O shots from a very hot little midget girl in a Sombrero. Sue Wood and I left writer Kathy Tracy and the gang and went to the private party at the Velvet Margarita. Daddy Carlos and AVA were beautiful and the place was packed. Heart Merch Goddess, Sue Wood and I danced the night away, then we walked down the stars to our Hollywood Bungalows.


We had a BBQ at Big Daddy Brads, X manager of Boardners Apartment, We ate and watched the Kentucky Derby, ate lot’s and lots, visited with Martine and David Hadley, the former owner of Boarders, hobnobbed with lawyer David Lumb, Alex and Karen, Rehab and Chucky and friends, the beautiful Julie, bartender to the Stars at Boardners. We watched Rio Grande with John Wayne.


I went to Coach and Horses and had Naan and chicken curry and rice. The Indian food there is really good and bartenders Sue and James and I chatted about Myspace and watched a real life romance drama play out before our eyes.

Club Fluffer is back on May 25th at Zen Sushi. Burlesque Queen Bonnie Delight will dance and so with our house favorites Miss La diva’s Burlesque Cuties, Some Special Guests and, as always, Tequila Fluffers.


Every Monday we meet at the Cat and Fiddle at 2:00 for the Purple pinkie Club. We discuss projects and sit in the sunshine with our lemonades, while the birds sing on the fountain. We added more writers with Mick Farren joining our round table,writer director of Livingstoned, Shawn and his pals Steven , Who had interesting Myspace gossip, Guitar OzzieRon , from Men at Work ,Sue Wood, Jim, Alex and I all chirping away.


I love my wardrobe mistress on Passions; Mistress Bethany Jane dressed me complete with a boy on a leash! The Henry Fonda theatre will be hosting a party for Stanton and Szandora’s wedding on 6-6-06 with Mary Dyan Cancer and 45 Grave, Hank Williams the 3rd Assjack , El Vez


And the Elvettes, Glenn Danzig, Rudy Ray Moore aka Dolemite, Bad Acip Trip, Alkaline Trio, and Dead Girl Corp. Farmer's market has a new Flea Market at Selma and Ivar , check out the Booth and the cool trip hop D.J.'s that spine from 8am till 3pm. It's a groovy scene!


I want to thank the LA Weekly for saying such nice things in the articule by Peter Fletcher. I’ve been a fan of yours for years.


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