L.A. Scoop 

May 2007

by Tequila Mockingbird

 

I heard this balding completely dull ass of a man say 'Iggy Pop that's all I ever hear about!"

 

He had just left San Francisco and I could tell he had no style, no friends and was just a bitter nerd. Meanwhile his 30 year old out of shape body was a sight not to behold.

 

Lemmy just left for his European tour. He was in good sprits as he beat the poker machine for the millionth time.

Michael Savage, the lead singer of Pygmy Love Circus has Cancer in his throat. Michael is a great man so let’s all gang up on God with our prayers, He’s going to need us so be in touch and check on the boy.

 

The Lion's club picnic was held at Barnsdall Park the place where Arthurfest happens. It was a BBQ with ribs and chicken and potato salad and salad and Hamburgers and Hot dogs .The organizers were Susan from the Rustic, Glen Kawahara, Andy Takakjian of Atmus, Monte, Bill, Daisy and the rest of the Lions. The Downbeats played, Randy Miesner form the Eagles, The Spenser Davis group got in to an argument over the Roller Derby date, which was April 21.  We went for drinks at the Scorpion Bar on Hollywood Blvd. Johnny made us some delicious elixirs and the atmosphere is very nice.

 

I missed Morrissey Jimmy Kimmel that was a show the popped up pretty fast and I was kind glad I did not go because I caught a cold, and it hung on so long that I even missed the Roller Derby. Josie Cotton (Johnny are you queer) sang the National Anthem this time. I was looking forward to seeing Elsa and Bruce Duff and the cool skater chicks.

 

Jimmy Kimmel live is featuring Iggy and the Stooges in mini concert mode in two days. I got tickets and I'm totally stoked. This next to days are gonna be Wicked Cool!

 

The Wiltern was sold out in 3 hour for there Stooges show tonight I just got last minute ticket from Andy Cotton Candy. I'm kinda sad that I'm gonna miss Rude Boy, I socked him once for socking a pal of mine and he asked me out! I did however see the Clash City Rockers at the Cat Club the other evening. They sound like the real thing. I miss Joe Strummer. He was a real doll. Polite handsome, intelligent, the total package. Yes, it's true the good die young and that's why we are still here. I was on the Strip to see Vial from New York. The lead singer chick was miss CBGB’s and they were musical pleasing. I met Vince at Tiny's, went to the Whiskey and there was Mike Giangreco and that cut girl who runs the Whiskey.

 

Central Casting wants to get a look at me. They are closed till May. Suck Suck Suck I want to work a lot and right away! I love working; I am music supervisor for a Film set in Israel later this year.

 

Linda and I went for dinner at the Yamashiro That is such a great place to eat and drink and look at our fair city. The Yamashiro was built for the emperor of Japan during World War One. I’d love to live there alone. I’d invite you all for dinner!

 

Heart played at the Opheum theatre downtown, Motley Sue and the gang went, and they said it was a great show. I couldn’t go. My problem is, I hate sitting down for 2 hours, and I haven’t scene a movie in 10 years…Alex AKA Bar mistress has a great dinner party. We had Lasagna and Meat Balls, and sausage. We drank lots of Jagermiester, and then we watched Iggy’s videos. I’m in Loose cause he stage dived on my head! That guy is dead sexy fuck! Check it out www.yahoolivesets.com

 

Linda Kandel's dinner party was a smash. Artist, Writers, Poets, my favorite Anthony Ausgang, who is dabbling in guitar now, Cuban born Rafael, inventor Dennis Lotz, actors and playboys.

 

I am playing at the Kibbitz room every Wednesday at midnight with the Pirates of Fairfax and Tequila TV is back on the air Friday’s at 9:30 on channel 24 Time Warner. My clothing will be from the Original Cult. Drew from Lip Services newest label. Hurray! I went to La Luz gallery had a great opening for Robert William’s new Hot Rod book. His work is super cool! He did the cover for Guns and Roses, Appetite for Destruction. He’s put out tons of books. He’s just toooooooooo happening

 

His wife Susan is also a famous artist. They met in art school. Isn’t that romantic? I love all the Hot Rods out in front of the Gallery. He is also the publisher of Juxtapose magazine. He’s swell we go back to went I worked in Art Gallerys all the time. I had ZOMO the Zone Mockingbird Gallery, and I was curator for Grace Lozano gallery and spent years as curator of the 01 gallery with John Pochna That reminds me I’m looking for an acting agent any suggestions anyone, I can play a black chick! I’m good at that…

Tequila


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