L.A. Scoop by Tequila Mockingbird ExVoto played at Bar Sinister. They were really great. I knew them in the 80's. I danced all night at Club London. and lunch is being served at Boardner's now every day and the food is yummy. I spent a very uncomfortable Sunday fending off two drunken trollops who happen to be related in stupidity and by their parents. They were more than a little jealous that Pyrotechnics expert Jeff and I were slow dancing to invisible music? Sorry girls I’m the only trollop he was doing that day. I left the Cat for more enjoyable surroundings. The Rainbow was buzzing like a hive, Dez and the gang, President Lion Glenn, Anthony Burlesque and myself, sipping on Sky Vodka and Cranberry juice and escargot. Doc told me Lemmy was in London opening for Velvet Revolver. That’s got to be a great gig I’ve known Slash and Jammed with him for years .He was 7 years old living down the hall from me and I worked for his father at his store ‘Dirty White Girl on the Blvd. Slash saw me sing with Idol Worship, he said I made his nipples hard when he heard me sing the Lava Pussy opera. We stayed till closing and then went to Boardner's for an after hour hotdog from the meat man. Lion President Glenn and Lion Vice President Andy made a swap in titles at Le Petit Château. The Downbeat Duo plays the music. Keyboard and woodwinds. Very jazzy, very Beat Generation ala Miles Davis. Lion Susan Wood hosted the after party at her establishment, the Rustic. The White Trash Debutantes played with Debbie Harry, Julie Brown, and Zena aka Lucy Lawless played at Gay Pride, I saw it on TV but it was also the Erotic weekend at the staples center. I went to my very own Hetero Pride party with Alex and Karen. We were all dressed up and hanging out at Bar Sinister. Alex and I are manufacturing Atila’s artwork some vintage 1981 stuff and his current works www.sextees.net. This weeks Tattoo News is about Todd from OZ on Hollywood blvd. Crazy Amir gave him the boot and now you can reach him at his web address of www.tattoosbytodd.com Madison is still tatting at Devil dolls in Studio City, Rob and Kira are tatting and piercing at The Crush on Melrose and Atila is cutting hair two blocks away. I sang with Tina Stevens at the Kibbutz room in Canters. Tina’s jazz night on Wednesday nights are an institution. I sang My Funny Valentine, Gosh, I love that song and Tina sang Cabaret with gusto! Afterwards, Dick Fadelkey played their brand of 60’s “cyberdellia”. The band is named for the lead singers deceased uncle, who was a really great guy I’m told. Eric Thatcher ended the evening with classic rock and some Brown Ring songs. We all sang Wild Horses. I ended the evening with corned beef on rye, Celery soda and cheesecake. I went to Dragonfly and got some bitchin treads. All my favorite clothes with my favorite bands logo’s all over them You should see the red and black English cowboy Moorhead shirts. What about my Sex Pistol surfer shorts? Pretty Vacant ah? They have 3 stores one in Westwood, one on Melrose and one on Hollywood Blvd. check um. I go to the Hollywood Farmers Market every Sunday. The food is great and everything is fresh and delicious. I hang out with Allan Crying Bear at his American Indian booth. He is a real live Sun dancer. I want your videos for Tequila TV. We are making new shows and I want you to be included so contact me. Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com     Tequila's Home Page   Get Tequila & Atila's  Sexy T-shirts  Featuring the original artwork of Atila - World famous vintage Atila Sex Tees, circa 1981. Find them at   Sexy Tees