I did not want to go to Sunset Junction, It’s hot and it’s loud and theirs too many people. Besides, I shot an entire Junction with a 5-person crew ending with L7 and hey did not get the release forms signed and did not pay us. I was out 500 dollars and no one at headquarters gave a fuck, I wrote about it in my blog.www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood

My friend Candy Kane author of Masturbation Blues saw my blog and invited me to see her play and so I went. I only went for 2 hours, I saw a few minutes of Dave Alvin from the Blasters, and I stopped at the Kill Radio booth looking for Umberto from Con/Sin and then trotted over to the103.1 booth. I left for rehearsal and a really big show on the other side of town. So off to my Bark Victory gig singing Billy Holiday songs to save a pup named Chico! Chico has cancer and needed Radiation. Eva Brontosaurus, Slo Mo Erotic, Played with me at the M Bar at Vine and Fountain and it was quite a swank affair, My pianist Russ was great! Then I went to Tiny and watched the Filth and the Fury. Nina Hagen called me and asked me to be on her new German TV Show, she was very busy we gossiped and caught up on stuff and things, she told me then she emailed me the details. I took Steve from Tiny's with me to meet Nina at FuBAR. This location was super gay filled with suspicious packages. Alexis Arquette and I were on camera for the Mostly German Production. I going to throw a video party with her in October when we shoot the next episode.

I got stood up; well my friend was too busy to pick me up…. I was going to Josie Cotton at the Knitting Factory. My editor/Publisher from Punk Globe, Ginger Coyote, told me that Paul Rossler, and wife Helen Keller, Geza X, and a bunch of our old pals were there. When I knew it was hopeless to wait for my date my friend Andy Dick came by and took my to the Hotel Café to watch him sing. He sang dip your cock in Vodka. He was very entertaining. It was a 40’s Dan Hicks and his Hot licks kinda tune. Andy came to Tiny’s and he was out of his mind hitting on all the boys and girls, once he came in and proclaimed ‘ He was going to buy the bar’. Steve’s said yeah 2 million. Andy always says he wants to and it’s not even for sale. Andy is an equal opportunity sex addict!

I went to the Kibbitz room in Canters for Spike’s birthday. I sing there quite a lot. I’m back at Zen Sushi in Silverlake on Sunday night September 24th.My guests are Slo Mo Erotic, Eva Brontosaurus, The Human Hands, a band I used to book on New Wave Theatre, The Chairs of Perception, and Reform School girls. The Doors open at 8pm. Lot’s of Art shows are happening this month Black Cat. Gallery downtown on the 15th, http://Blackcatart.com and Hell’s art show curated by Kendra on Wednesday the 27th! One of my mates and I wet to LAMA. The Los Angeles Museum of Art. I loved the 2nd floor’s ancient Artwork and stone carvings. He announced the 3rd floor was the home of the one true God…. I think 100 A.D. Spain is romantic but I think The Spaniards were full of themselves then.

Sad to announce the closing of Rosemary’s Billygoat Odditorium in Silverlake. Yep, no more motorcycle rides to your door…

Happy Birthday Mac Africa! Barmixtress, Karen from CBS and I went to the Key club where Mac’s hat party usually is. On the back of the invite it said The Day After an an address. Well, we had recently had a day after party for Red Jen at Tiny’s. We thought hat was the party for the hair of the dog. Nope, the Key Club was closed and we wondered over to the Rainbow. We met up with Felicity there and hung out with Red Jenn, the boys from Fear Factory, and Slip Knot were hanging with us. We looked up, Flavor Flav’s the Flavor of Love season 2 had started on the little TV that’s usually above Lemmy’s head. He was a no show but he had lots of clones strutting about. He has a new band with Slim Jim Phantom. Felicity and I were temporarly hypnotized. A jack and Coke took care of that and suddenly it was time to go home. So zoom zoom in Barbie’s Oops! I mean Felicity’s new Corvette.

Well it’s off to the Jack Ass party, cause the Movie was scored by our pals Cakecutter. The party is at Safari Sam’s. Motorcycle Boy is playing the Viper Room on Monday the 18th.I worked on a TV show called Smith and the wardrobe guy was like Dirk Bogart in Night Porter, English with a dark side. Hey, you, you suck! So there!

‘ I worked on a Nickelodeon Kid’s show called Jordan, Already’. They were the nicest crew I ever worked for Messy Stench from Alpha Shemale worked with me. We want to thank Central casting and Batpack for such a nice booking. I love working in Film and Television!


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