I spent the fourth of July with my manager Alex at the Yamoshiro Restaurant in the Hollywood Hills. It was an over cast night and it wasn’t as personal as the Hollywood Bowl fireworks display but you could see though the murky sky and it kind of looked like Baghdad on TV during the first days of the war.

It wasn’t packed like we thought it would be and you could see the fireworks all over the city from the restaurant and the garden. I saw John Nixon there who told me he is opening a Star Shoes bar and restaurant in Las Vegas in addition to his LA location. Tori Spelling was party planning in the booth next to us. She looked like Lambchops from the Sherry Lewis show with her bushy eyelashes. The service was horrible, it took 40 minutes for our drinks, 1 hour for two of the three appetizers, and the last one straggles 30 minutes later. The food wasn’t as good as I remembered but perhaps if was an off night for the chef.

Firstly let me say, I love Wrestling, I like to see it and I like to do it. My grandfather rest his soul made us watch it on TV every week. I once wrestled Ninochka from Glow {gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling), she won and I put on Rock and wrestling shows with Goth Queen, Eva O and the Speed Queens (www.evao.com) and legendary rock gals, L7 in the 80’s.

I went to Lucha Va Voom at the Mayan for two nights of sexo y violencia in two different shows I went both nights. The show is producer by two very cool, very smart women, Rita D’Albert and Liz Fairbairn. On the first night I assisted Eric Caiden the owner of Hollywood Book and Poster selling wrestling mask, posters, Faster Pussycat Kill Kill tee shirts and wrestling DVD's. Eric also puts on the best events in LA all the time. He’s been going to see these shows all his life. We are devotees of the Sport.

Senor Amor was the DJ and the music was fantastic. Tim Ferris formally of Celebrity Skin was videotaping the action up close and personal. My first customer was David Arquette in his wrestling mask and black and white winged suit. The first night David was a guest host the second night actor Jack Black joked with the hosts and made us all laugh out loud.

He was in the champion of the WWF for two week going down in wrestling history. Did I tell you about the Burlesque queens that danced and the cat fighting cuties? The Poubelle twins each other over the Midget Que Monto’s love.

The gay wrestler Cassadro , The Durango Kid, Los Gallinero’s, and Super Porky, The fattest twister I ever did see challenger the ropes Macarita Sagrada, Angel The Human Tornato and the almighty Mik Mascara’s tossed the likes of mini tough guys Tsuki and Que Monito beat up the big guys. The very funny Blaine Capatch and Tom Kenny hosted it. They have a great banter and their timing was perfect, the very yummy el Jimador Tequila sponsored all of this. Hey send me a case! That stuff is good!

The Luchadores were fun but the Buxoticas were out of this world. Erochica, Ming Dynatease in all here peeling oriental glory for all to see, Michelle Lamour, My new gal pal Summer Peaches, Karis, Roxy Roulette, Urslina, Frida Kulo, who kissed the girls and made them cry after painting their imaginary portraits and my personal fave rave Kitten De Ville who looks like Marilyn Monroe and shakes like a EARTHQUAKE.

The After parties were hosted at the Velvet Margarita Mexican Restaurant and ultra Lounge and the next night at the Golden Gopher and the Broadway Bar, Downtown, my friend Monica and Rick designed both Bars and they are Gorgeous. The next Lucha Va Voom show is the Halloween Show October 27th at thee Mayan Theater. Check it out at www.luchavavoom.com

Be there or miss out!!!

Don’t forget the Fetish Ball returns in all it’s decadent splendor with a double dose of hedonistic highjinx on July 22 and 23 at the Key C with Courtney Cruz, Spanking Machine, Powder and Amanda Lepore .go and then come to Sinister and play!

I went to the signing party for The Devills Rejects at Hollywod Book and Poster. My friends from LA Tattoo waited in line from 10am till 3pm when they opened there doors. We went in at 4:30 and we were given posters and passes to the movie at Manns Chinese. In line I kabitzed with Lee from LA Tattoo, Beth Death and Marvin the monkey, My pal Ron Jeremy showed up twice (he was great in Faster Pussy Cat Fuck Fuck where he kept his clothes ON!) Everyone was there except Rob and Sherry Zombie, who got some private time, Rob had just done a very sucessful Ramones Rock n Roll High School movie viewing at the Hollywood Graveyard where Joey Ramone is Buried. Did you know there is a Joey Ramone Place in New York?

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