L.A.
Scoop-Sept 2007
Ahh the weather is
beautiful now. I’ve been crazy from the heat for quite a while. All is quiet in
Tequilaville.I went to see Flipper and the Melvins at the Henry Fonda Theatre.
That pace is such a civilized venue.
L.A.
Scoop-Aug 2007
Psychic TV at the
Henry Fonda was quite an event. Firstly was aware of Genesis’s genesis in s/man
stature nuff said s/he sounded just like Marianne Faithful and looked like her
too. They always have an amazing Video show to go with the live performances
L.A.
Scoop-July 2007
News Flash!!! They
freed the slaves. That seems like old news to some people but I have to remind
my friends every once in a while. I got rid of all the bad news crew and
surrounded myself with supportive people. That means zero tolerance for
bullshit.
L.A.
Scoop-May 2007
Lemmy just left for his
European tour. He was in good sprits as he beat the poker machine for the
millionth time.
Michael Savage, the lead
singer of Pygmy Love Circus has Cancer in his throat. Michael is a great man
so let’s all gang up on God with our prayers, He’s going to need us so be in
touch and check on the boy.
L.A.
Scoop-April 2007
The Barmistress calls
me and says the first 200 people to respond to an Iggy Pop and the Stooges would
get in free. So I wrote Yahoo and low and behold I won. So did Motley Sue, Steve
and Laura for Tiny’s fame. Alex aka Barmistress, Jessica from Tiny's and Lon
from Neilson. Iggy is stone sexy. He was half naked and I wanted to eat him
alive.
L.A.
Scoop-February 2007
Hi there rockers,
Happy New Year and all that jazz. Come see me sing Kurt Weill at the M Bar at
Fountain and Vine on Febuary 4th for Bark Victory. We are doing benifit for sick
animals so It is a worthy cause. I am playing with Favorites Eva Brontasuis and
Russ the Pianist and a slew of nice people ….....
L.A.
Scoop-December 2006
Boy have I missed you
guys...I have had a cold, or the flu, or allergies,, and it's too hot, too cold.
I don't know...
Friggin California weather is out of it mind ….....
L.A.
Scoop-November 2006
I took the train at
Noon from Pasadena happy, after The Doo Dah Queen Picking at Zorthian's Ranch,in
Pasadena. The night before.. I was sitting with Paul Picasso and and all the
past Queen's ….....
L.A. Scoop-October 2006
Another Glorious day in Tinseltown.,I'm walking down the Boulavard of broken
dreams on my way home from the gym and there is Nina Hagen sitting in front of a
brightly lit tour bus ….....
L.A.
Scoop-September 2006
Spyke and I were cast
in a Vegas nightclub scene again. For two days, Spyke and I couple up and tell
each other goofy stuff, Laugh a lot, he falls asleep on the table {his gal pal
kept him up all night,} then we are singled out given our own little table….
Now, we are playing a newlywed couple in Las Vegas. ….....
L.A.
Scoop-August 2006
I did not want to go to Sunset Junction, It’s hot and it’s loud and theirs too
many people. Besides, I shot an entire Junction with a 5-person crew ending with
L7 and hey did not get the release forms signed and did not pay us. I was out
500 dollars and no one at headquarters gave a fuck, I wrote about it in my
blog.www.myspace.com/tequilaofhollywood ….....
L.A.
Scoop-July 2006
Welcome to the new world… I always forget how mean people can be. Sometimes a
cigar is just a cigar. Sometimes it’s so much more….....
L.A.
Scoop-June 2006
Welcome to Gemini
Birthday season. So glad
you could attend. Most
of my pals seem to be
celebrating all over the
planet. Who knows, maybe
all over the universe?
Happy Kudos’ yall! And
thanks for making mine
special.......
L.A.
Scoop-May 2006
The Lava Lounge is doing a cool night called Anarchy in Hollywood. I saw Marie
Catastrophe last week and Murderland, and the Soccer moms......
L.A.
Scoop-April 2006
I just had a great day
on the set shooting a
Soap Opera called
Passions. Some of
Batpack’s finest were
there, Topher, Elise,
Sikend and the Batpack
cast of lovelies.............
L.A.
Scoop-March 2006
Yeah, it was cold but
what do you expect with
the polar icecap
melting? My pal Paul and
I went to CIA in North
Hollywood to see Miss
Ladiva’s Burlesque
dancers. They were great
so great, just like in
the 50’s with a little
vignette and lot’s of
Cheesecake. I begged
them to play Club
Fluffer on March 23rd at
9pm at Zen Sushi.......
L.A.
Scoop-February 2006
Sid Vicious informed me
that he lives in Sweden
and write for Punk
Globe, Ginger Coyote’s
online optic. That
myself, Jayne County and
that myself also
contribute too.......
L.A.
Scoop-January 2006
Happy New Years to all
my friends!
This has been a long
holiday season. Most of
us fought off the pre
bird flu and nobody can
tell what’s going on
with the weather.It
started with
Thanksgiving but we are
getting a break until
Valentines Day...........
L.A.
Scoop-November 2005
The Rolling Stones
caused a stir at the
Hollywood Bowl. The
after math blew into
Boardners and my old pal
Quentin Tarentino had a
not so little party at
our bar.
Tammie was bartending so
everyone was having a
good tome. Quentin told
John from Hollywood Book
and Poster how he used
to travel to the store
on the bus not so very
long ago............
L.A.
Scoop-October 2005
Mickey Rourke just
doesn’t look the same as
when we all hung out at
Giovani's in Beverly
Hills at thier little
nightclub. Domino Harvey
was so cool; but
sadly,she died a couple
of weeks ago of an
overdose before the
release of the movie............
L.A.
Scoop-August 2005
Here we are, one nation
under Chicken fries, or
was it kingdom, they
changed the words
because some on got
offended. Don’t you
think things like CSI
and House should offend
them, I hate spinal tap
scenes unless it’s the
band............
L.A.
Scoop-July 2005
I
spent the fourth of July
with my manager Alex at
the Yamoshiro Restaurant
in the Hollywood Hills.
It was an over cast
night and it wasn’t as
personal as the
Hollywood Bowl fireworks
display but you could
see though the murky sky
and it kind of looked
like Baghdad on TV
during the first days of
the war.........
L.A.
Scoop-June 2005
I spent a very
uncomfortable Sunday
fending off two drunken
trollops who happen to
be related in stupidity
and by their parents.
They were more than a
little jealous that
Pyrotechnics expert Jeff
and I were slow dancing
to invisible music?
Sorry girls I’m the only
trollop he was doing
that day.......
L.A.
Scoop-May 2005
Paul Picasso and I went
to Robert Williams art
show at Otis. His
amazing car collection
was on display. He gave
away 1000’s of Juxtapose
magazines, showing his
intricate original fine
art works. I went to the
signing for WEIRDO
DELUXE: THE WILD WORLD
OF POP SURREALISM AND
LOWBROW ART. Journalist
Matt Dukes Jordan and
artists Kalynn Campbell,
Liz McGrath, Gary
Baseman, The Pizz, Tim
Biskup, Camille Rose
Garcia, Gary Baseman,
Stacy Lande, Anthony
Ausgang, Owen Smith and
Shag sign Jordan's new
book Weirdo Deluxe: The
Wild World of Pop
Surrealism and Lowbrow
Art............
L.A.
Scoop-April 2005
Sith, sith, in my last
column Snake lady Rose
and I were posing for a
post card for Lemmy.
Snake lady Rose is
coming to my Birthday
party and as usual I’ll
give the spankings! I hear Lemmy just
played in Canada. I
believe he is still on
tour; he’s still out
there rocking the
universe. Did you see
him on World Wrestling
Federation? Go get you
some Motorhead............
L.A.
Scoop-Aug 2004
Anthony
Kiedis stopped by Boardners the
other day. He has been doing a lot of
talk shows lately. I saw him on Conan
O’Brien and on Regis and Kelly talking
about his new book Scar Tissue. I knew
his dad, he was an actor, and his name
was Blackie Dammint. He always played a
gangster. I think he wants to be an
actor too............
Contact Tequila at:
Tequila Mockingbird
6500 Yucca suite 118
Hollywood California
90028
Tequila@rocknrollhollywood.com
